Nelson Tasman
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A diamond in the beer garden
Digging vinyl at Nelson’s Family Jewels Records. “I THINK THAT A TOWN THAT DOESN’T HAVE A RECORD SHOP IS CULTURALLY IMPOVERISHED,” SAYS GRANT SMITHIES, WHOSE LOVE FOR OLD VINYL RECORDS LED HIM TO INSTALL EXTRA PILES UNDER HIS HOUSE TO SUPPORT THE WEIGHT OF HIS MUSIC COLLECTION. When Nelson’s The Everyman record store closed down
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The greatest outdoors
The 1964 guide to the sweet campgrounds of the South Island. IF NEW ZEALANDERS HAVE A SUPERPOWER, IT’S THE ERECTING, AND DECONSTRUCTING, OF CAMPING INFRASTRUCTURE WITH MILITARY PRECISION. EVERY SUMMER, THEY USE THIS POWER TO SPEND SEVERAL WEEKS LIVING ON A DIET THAT IS 70% SAUSAGES AND 30% FRUJU ICEBLOCKS, DROPPING MANUS OFF WATERLOGGED WHARF
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Hide and seek
Turns out there are many ways to be cryptic, even if you’re not a crossword. Some words don’t mean what you think they mean. Cryptic is an adjective that usually refers to something having a meaning that is obscure – hence the deep and frustrating seam of hard-to-decipher puns mined by the sadists who design
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Blood on the track
“Death crouches ‘round every bend. They should have seen it coming.” – Richard Burgess EVERY NELSONIAN GROWS UP WITH STORIES OF THE MAUNGATAPU MURDERS; THE DEATH MASKS OF THREE OF THE KILLERS ARE ON DISPLAY AT THE NELSON PROVINCIAL MUSEUM. NOW A NEW SHORT FILM, DEATH ROUND EVERY BEND, BRINGS THE WHOLE GORY THING TO