by Claudia Jardine (Auckland University Press, 2022)
Claudia Jardine is a bit of a polymath. She has an MA in classics from Victoria University of Wellington, is the reigning Christchurch Poetry Slam Champion, and is an independent musician. She is also very funny. BITER, her debut poetry collection, reflects all of the above. The book is a mix of translations of ancient Greek epigrams and modern takes on everything from the nutritional benefits of blowjobs to her dad’s inability to open a package of cheese without compromising the contents therein.

Claudia says she has taken “creative liberties” in her translations, and these liberties are a good time: “fear no more the swift lead of longing / fuckin’ Love has emptied its quiver in me” (Palatine Anthology V.268 – Paulus Silentiarius).
But she’s not shy to remind us, too, that a sweet love poem can melt the most cynical of hearts. “You leave / me at my door. Each step, hallway and window frame / feels like a tiny bereavement.” –
LAURA WILLIAMSON
